The Pledge...

Must be noted again for future reference. This is the pledge I had given myself for the 2ww.. I figured since some are coming into it, I would repost for POAS addicts

1. I _________________ will not test until I have 18 temperatures above the coverline, OR I have high temperatures Charted and it is the date that FF suggests a test .. -I swear I will not P on ANY stick (including popscicle sticks), that may or may not indicate pregnancy, ovulation, or diagnose rare diseases just to satisfy my POAS urge (ie - "POAS to diagnose Heart Disease, Diabetes, MJ Uuse etc etc")(list not inclusive).
2. -I will not frequent peeonastick.com or other testing comparison sites, so that I can look at positive tests just to "curb the urge"
3. - I will not illicit any assistance from pharmacies, or other supply outlets of poas equipment or paraphenilia.
4. - I will not attend any place of business, Including online stores, that merchant in such poas equipment or paraphenilia, without an escort, or assurance via only enough cash to purchase what I required (debit, credit, points cards, gift cards, etc must be left inaccessable)
5. - I will not drive my husband to insanity, discussing every little pain, twinge or fart as an early pregnancy symptom, nor will I drive myself insane continually thinking about every pain twinge or fart making it out to be an early pregnancy symptom.
6. - I will not look at my Doctor with puppy dog eyes to seduce him/her into giving me any blood test, other than a progesterone test, if he/she wants it. I will not request, or change/edit/alter any requisition forms to read "beta" before the above stated testing date.
7. - I agree to the removal of any such testing equipment including but not limited to: pee cups, flashlights, high tech scanner devices, digital camera equipment, etc.
8. -FMU will always be flushed down the appropriate vesicle, and not saved for later testing or comparison results.
9. - I have fully read my pledge and agree to the terms and conditions lined out within. Signed ___________________ at ______________________ the date of _________________________________.